Crazy People Talk
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked Patient #1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1, what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
02 November 2009
27 October 2009
MAJLIS GRADUASI TINGKATAN 5 2009
Tempat : Hotel Seri Pacific
Tarikh : 31 Oktober 2009
Masa : 7.30 - 1.00 petang
Tahniah kepada semua pelajar Tingkatan 5 yang akan menamatkan alam persekolahan anda tahun ini.. selamat menjalani peperiksaan SPM dan selamat maju jaya..
Sempena majlis graduasi ini, diharap anda semua dapat mematuhi etika berpakaian kerana majlis ini adalah majlis formal yang akan dihadiri oleh tetamu-tetamu VIP.
PAKAIAN PELAJAR PEREMPUAN
1. Pakaian hendaklah bersopan
2. Warna pakaian adalah bebas
3. Kasut berwarna gelap dan seboleh-bolehnya bertutup depan dan belakang
4. Kasut sukan/selipar/kasut yang terbuka di belakang/kasut berwarna cerah atau putih adalah TIDAK DIBENARKAN.
5. Skirt pendek dan baju tidak berlengan juga TIDAK DIBENARKAN
6. Skirt hendaklah di bawah paras lutut (menutup lutut) atau seluar slack dibenarkan.
PAKAIAN PELAJAR LELAKI
1. Kemeja lengan panjang berkolar, bertali leher dan seboleh-bolehnya lengkap memakai kot
2. Berseluar slack berwarna gelap atau lengkap memakai ‘lounge suit” (warna gelap), berstoking dan berkasut (warna gelap)
3. Seluar jeans dan seluar pendek TIDAK DIBENARKAN
4. Kasut Sukan/Selipar/Sandal berwarna cerah dan putih adalah TIDAK DIBENARKAN
5. Potongan rambut perlulah pendek dan kemas
6. Bagi graduan lelaki yang berambut panjang (rambut melebihi kolar baju) sama sekali TIDAK AKAN DIBENARKAN masuk ke dewan utama
Untuk pengetahuan anda, majlis graduasi ini adalah satu upacara rasmi sekolah. Sila patuhi peraturan pakaian seperti dinyatakan di atas. Pelajar yang TIDAK MEMATUHI peraturan pakaian TIDAK AKAN DIBENARKAN masuk ke dewan utama, tidak dibenarkan berarak apatah lagi naik ke pentas untuk upacara pengurniaan sijil tamat Tingkatan Lima.
Harap Maklum! :p
Tempat : Hotel Seri Pacific
Tarikh : 31 Oktober 2009
Masa : 7.30 - 1.00 petang
Tahniah kepada semua pelajar Tingkatan 5 yang akan menamatkan alam persekolahan anda tahun ini.. selamat menjalani peperiksaan SPM dan selamat maju jaya..
Sempena majlis graduasi ini, diharap anda semua dapat mematuhi etika berpakaian kerana majlis ini adalah majlis formal yang akan dihadiri oleh tetamu-tetamu VIP.
PAKAIAN PELAJAR PEREMPUAN
1. Pakaian hendaklah bersopan
2. Warna pakaian adalah bebas
3. Kasut berwarna gelap dan seboleh-bolehnya bertutup depan dan belakang
4. Kasut sukan/selipar/kasut yang terbuka di belakang/kasut berwarna cerah atau putih adalah TIDAK DIBENARKAN.
5. Skirt pendek dan baju tidak berlengan juga TIDAK DIBENARKAN
6. Skirt hendaklah di bawah paras lutut (menutup lutut) atau seluar slack dibenarkan.
PAKAIAN PELAJAR LELAKI
1. Kemeja lengan panjang berkolar, bertali leher dan seboleh-bolehnya lengkap memakai kot
2. Berseluar slack berwarna gelap atau lengkap memakai ‘lounge suit” (warna gelap), berstoking dan berkasut (warna gelap)
3. Seluar jeans dan seluar pendek TIDAK DIBENARKAN
4. Kasut Sukan/Selipar/Sandal berwarna cerah dan putih adalah TIDAK DIBENARKAN
5. Potongan rambut perlulah pendek dan kemas
6. Bagi graduan lelaki yang berambut panjang (rambut melebihi kolar baju) sama sekali TIDAK AKAN DIBENARKAN masuk ke dewan utama
Untuk pengetahuan anda, majlis graduasi ini adalah satu upacara rasmi sekolah. Sila patuhi peraturan pakaian seperti dinyatakan di atas. Pelajar yang TIDAK MEMATUHI peraturan pakaian TIDAK AKAN DIBENARKAN masuk ke dewan utama, tidak dibenarkan berarak apatah lagi naik ke pentas untuk upacara pengurniaan sijil tamat Tingkatan Lima.
Harap Maklum! :p
25 October 2009
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look
like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!
MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here.."
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands, he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine yourself in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ? Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination!!
Lastly... the funniest part...
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why?????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read ‘PRESS’ pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it! :D
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look
like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!
MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here.."
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands, he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine yourself in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ? Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination!!
Lastly... the funniest part...
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why?????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read ‘PRESS’ pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it! :D
22 October 2009
PENGETUA BARU!!!
Mulai 1 Nov 2009 SMKSBU akan menerima pengetua baru
menggantikan Pn Kamariah.
Kepada Pn Kamariah - Selamat bertugas di SMK (P) Air Panas.
Kepada Pn Che Hasnah - Selamat datang ke SMKSBU.
Sesungguhnya SMKSBU kehilangan
seorang pengetua yang amat berwibawa,
jasamu tetap dikenang...
Selamat maju jaya..
Mulai 1 Nov 2009 SMKSBU akan menerima pengetua baru
menggantikan Pn Kamariah.
Kepada Pn Kamariah - Selamat bertugas di SMK (P) Air Panas.
Kepada Pn Che Hasnah - Selamat datang ke SMKSBU.
Sesungguhnya SMKSBU kehilangan
seorang pengetua yang amat berwibawa,
jasamu tetap dikenang...
Selamat maju jaya..
12 October 2009
The Boy and The Fence
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.
The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence... Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.
05 October 2009
PMR 2009
Kepada semua calon-calon PMR 2009
Selamat menjalani peperiksaan, semoga anda semua berjaya.
Pesanan saya, jagalah kesihatan anda
sepanjang minggu peperiksaan ini,
makanlah makanan yang berkhasiat,
mintalah restu daripada ibu bapa setiap pagi
sebelum anda pergi ke sekolah,
sucikan hati dari segala rasa benci,
tenangkan jiwa anda, baca
dan jawablah setiap soalan dengan penuh hati-hati,
anda telah berusaha, yakinlah,
setiap usaha pasti akan berjaya...
Kepada semua calon-calon PMR 2009
Selamat menjalani peperiksaan, semoga anda semua berjaya.
Pesanan saya, jagalah kesihatan anda
sepanjang minggu peperiksaan ini,
makanlah makanan yang berkhasiat,
mintalah restu daripada ibu bapa setiap pagi
sebelum anda pergi ke sekolah,
sucikan hati dari segala rasa benci,
tenangkan jiwa anda, baca
dan jawablah setiap soalan dengan penuh hati-hati,
anda telah berusaha, yakinlah,
setiap usaha pasti akan berjaya...
26 September 2009
CUTI LAGI!!!
SEPANJANG PEPERIKSAAN PMR 2009 BERLANGSUNG BEBERAPA KELAS AKAN DIBERIKAN CUTI.
TINGKATAN 1 : 7 & 8 OKT 2009 (RABU & KHAMIS)
TINGKATAN 4 : 9 OKT 2009 (JUMAAT)
TINGKATAN 2 : 12 & 13 OKT 2009 (ISNIN & SELASA)
TINGKATAN 5 : P & P SEPERTI BIASA
TINGKATAN 3 : 6 OKT 2009 (SELASA) SEMOGA BERJAYA DALAM PEPERIKSAAN PMR!
SEPANJANG PEPERIKSAAN PMR 2009 BERLANGSUNG BEBERAPA KELAS AKAN DIBERIKAN CUTI.
TINGKATAN 1 : 7 & 8 OKT 2009 (RABU & KHAMIS)
TINGKATAN 4 : 9 OKT 2009 (JUMAAT)
TINGKATAN 2 : 12 & 13 OKT 2009 (ISNIN & SELASA)
TINGKATAN 5 : P & P SEPERTI BIASA
TINGKATAN 3 : 6 OKT 2009 (SELASA) SEMOGA BERJAYA DALAM PEPERIKSAAN PMR!
SELAMAT KEMBALI KE SEKOLAH
.
Tinggal satu hari lagi cuti hari raya.. lusa sekolah akan dibuka.. jgn lupa buat persediaan. Antara perkara yang patut diambil perhatian ialah:
.
1. Uniform sekolah (pastikan ada badge sekolah & nametag)
2. Kasut (dah basuh?)
3. Stokin (kalau boleh jenama sekolah)
4. Tali leher (yg berkenaan)
5. Kuku pendek warna ori :p
6. Rambut kemas warna ori :p (lelaki rambut pendek)
7. Misai & jambang licin (yg berkenaan)
8. Bag sekolah (dlm ada buku, bukan kosong)
9. Alat tulis (jgn pinjam kawan)
10. Kuih raya - hantar kat bilik disiplin! :p
.
Jumpa hari isnin nanti..
.
Tinggal satu hari lagi cuti hari raya.. lusa sekolah akan dibuka.. jgn lupa buat persediaan. Antara perkara yang patut diambil perhatian ialah:
.
1. Uniform sekolah (pastikan ada badge sekolah & nametag)
2. Kasut (dah basuh?)
3. Stokin (kalau boleh jenama sekolah)
4. Tali leher (yg berkenaan)
5. Kuku pendek warna ori :p
6. Rambut kemas warna ori :p (lelaki rambut pendek)
7. Misai & jambang licin (yg berkenaan)
8. Bag sekolah (dlm ada buku, bukan kosong)
9. Alat tulis (jgn pinjam kawan)
10. Kuih raya - hantar kat bilik disiplin! :p
.
Jumpa hari isnin nanti..
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
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DIKESEMPATAN INI SAYA INGIN MENGUCAPKAN SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI KEPADA SEMUA KAWAN2 & PELAJAR2 YANG BERAGAMA ISLAM, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN... KEPADA PELAJAR BUKAN SLAM JUGA SAYA INGIN MEMINTA MAAF, TENTU ADA KESALAHAN YANG DISENGAJAKAN ATAU TIDAK DISENGAJAKAN YANG TELAH SAYA LAKUKAN, JADI SEKALI LAGI SAYA MOHON JUTAAN KEMAAFAN SEKIRANYA SELAMA INI ADA YANG MERASA TERGURIS ATAU TERCALAR ATAS APA SAJA TINDAKAN/PERBUATAN/PERKATAAN DARI SAYA. DIBULAN MULIA INI SAMA-SAMALAH KITA SALING BERMAAFAN.
13 September 2009
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