Never Say Goodbye When You Still Want To Try

2010-02-24T23:10:00.005+08:00

TINGKATAN 4 2010
PEPERIKSAAN PENILAIAN 1

BAHAGIAN A - 20 SOALAN OBJEKTIF
(Soalan keluar Bab 1 sahaja)

BAHAGIAN B - 2 SOALAN STRUKTUR (10M+10M)
Tamadun Mesopotamia & Tamadun YAunani

BAHAGIAN C - 1 SOALAN ESEI
Tamadun Mesir Purba

Semua soalan wajib jawab (60 markah)

2010-02-15T21:56:00.001+08:00

TIADA LATIHAN SECARA ONLINE

SEPANJANG CUTI TAHUN BARU CINA INI..

SELAMAT BERCUTI DAN JANGAN LUPA STUDY!

:P :P :p

2010-02-11T22:39:00.005+08:00

KEDUDUKAN TERKINI RUMAH SUKAN

1. GREEN :P (680)
2. MACLAY :D (658)
3. SHIRTLIFF :0 (569)
4. COOKE :[ (457)
5. PROUSE :(452)

2010-02-04T21:00:00.004+08:00

PERTANDINGAN BOLING ANTARA RUMAH

Tempat : Flamingo SuperBowl, Ampang
Tarikh : 5 Februari 2010
Masa : 2.30 - 5.00 petang

Selamat berjuang kepada semua guru-guru penasihat
rumah sukan smksbu.

TEAM MACLAY berkeyakinan tinggi untuk mendapatkan pingat emas sekaligus menyumbang mata
untuk rumah sukan MACLAY...

Pelajar-pelajar yang ingin melihat OLAHRAGAWATI BOWLING dari TEAM MACLAY melakukan balingan STRIKE dipersilakan hadir...

2010-02-04T20:43:00.006+08:00

KEDUDUKAN TERKINI RUMAH SUKAN

1. MACLAY :D (553)
2. GREEN :P (538)
3. SHIRTLIFF :0 (5++)
4. COOKE :[ (4++)
5. PROUSE :(3++)

Tahniah kepada semua ahli MACLAY yang menyumbang mata dalam sukan tara yang berlangsung minggu lepas. Rumah MACLAY mendapat markah tertinggi untuk acara sukan tara!!!!

Tahniah juga kepada pemenang2 dalam acara saringan dan final minggu ini. Teruskan perjuangan anda untuk menjadi johan temasya sukan SMKSBU!!!

:D

2009-12-26T01:31:00.001+08:00

Tahniah kepada pelajar2 SMKSBU yang mendapat straight A's dalam peperiksaan PMR 2009

9A
1.Anis Fadzlianna Bt. Mohd Zulfadzli
2.Ehya Sofia Bt Zahari
3.Farah Izzati Bt. Zainudin
4.Hafi Huzaifah Bt. Hussin
5.Huda Aliah Bt. Mat Yazid
6.Khairunisa Bt. Mokhtar
7.Norhafizah Bt. Ahmad
8.Nur Farhanah Bt Zakariah
9.Nur Raihan Bt Ahmad
10.Nur Shafiqah Bt. Ahmad Bzayauddin
11.Wan Nur Khadijah Bt. Wan Marzuki

8A
12.Afiqah Bt. Abd Jamal
13.Afnan Hilman B. Azlan
14.Ahmad Afiq B. Zulkifly
15.Alyea Bt. Abdul Aziz
16.Anis Shahidah Bt. Hassan Zainal
17.Azura Bt. Abrar
18.Fatin Hanani Bt Adnan
19.Fayra Deena Moosdeen Bt. Saladdin Moosdeen
20.Hana Izzati Bt. Mohd Sukri
21.Heng Song Wee
22.Kamilia Bt. Khairul Anuar
23.Mohd Haziq B. Hasnan
24.Nabihah Ulfah Bt. Wan Nordin
25.Nazatul Ashiba Bt. Zulfarid Chan
26.Nina Merlissa Bt. Alias
27.Nur Ain Nabila Bt. Md. Sabri
28.Nur Alia Natasha Bt. Ahmad Sufian
29.Nur Izzati Bt. Shahruddin
30.Nur Nadirah Liyana Bt. Mohammad Zainal
31.Nur Nasuha Bt. Kamarul Bahrin
32.Nurdiyana Bt. Abd Wahab
33.Nurul Najwa Aqilah Ahmad Shuhaimi
34.Sabrini Bt Abbas
35.Zulika Bt Anuar

7A
36.Ong Peh See
37.Andrew Chia
38.Chew Hui Wen
39.Chew Vy Vyan
40.Chong Kay-E
41.Choong Jo Ann
42.Claryson Soo Bee Khiong
43.Gan Jeun Kit
44.Iverene Tung May Lyn
45.Koh Kay Kim
46.Kok Yiing Hsia Lynette
47.Kong Wan Chi
48.Lee Sheng Juen
49.Lee Siew Yuan
50.Liew Kwai See
51.Lim Hui Min
52.Looi Chung Shiew
53.Looi Chung Shin
54.Low Chang Song
55.Lye Meng Fai
56.Michelle Hoh Ka-Wei
57.Ng Li Lok
58.Ng Mei Kei
59.Ng Wen Yi
60.Ong Rou Yiing
61.Ong Xi Men
62.Priya Reshma A/P Selva Raja
63.Rahul A/L Ashvin Kumar
64.Rebecca Ong Chi Cheng
65.Shakthy Thewi A/P Muthusamy
66.Shalini A/P Selvaratnam
67.Sindu A/P Haredas
68.Skye Chow Jia Wen
69.Tan Chi Shein
70.Tan Wen Kang
71.Tang Soon Foo
72.Terrence Lau Qin Seong
73.Tracie Lau Phui Yi
74.Trishala Kaur A/P Ranjan Singh
75.Vanessa Janaki Raju
76.Vindhya Samharini A/P Maniarasu
77.Yap Celia
78.Yong Li Sa
79.Yong Sook Cheng
80.Yvonne Wong Yuet Wah

2009-12-05T12:43:00.002+08:00

KEPUTUSAN PMR 2009

Saya diberitahu sebelum ini keputusan PMR 2009 akan
diumumkan sebelum Perayaan Christmas.
Tetapi tahun-tahun sebelum ini result hanya dikeluarkan
selepas Christmas / penghujung bulan disember.

Sebarang maklumat tentang tarikh pengumuman
sila tunggu di televisyen/radio/akhbar.
Diharap semua pelajar tingkatan 3 dapat bersabar
menanti saat-saat bahagia anda.. :p

2009-12-01T01:08:00.002+08:00

SIJIL PMR 2008

Kepada pelajar Tingkatan 4
yang mengambil peperiksaan PMR pada tahun 2008
anda boleh mengambil sijil tersebut
mulai esok 1 Disember 2009 di pejabat sekolah.

Harap maklum.

2009-11-26T19:56:00.002+08:00

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT HARI RAYA AIDIL ADHA
KEPADA SEMUA YANG BERAGAMA ISLAM..

SESUNGGUHNYA PENGORBANAN KE ARAH KEBAIKAN ITU
ADALAH TUNTUTAN AGAMA..

2009-11-26T19:50:00.003+08:00

KEPUTUSAN PEPERIKSAAN AKHIR TAHUN 2009

Latest News!

1 Gigih - Salinan keputusan peperiksaan akhir tahun 2009
telah pun dihantar pada hari ini melalui pos oleh posmen2
yang dilantik oleh pejabat pos terpilih.

Kelas2 lain, jika ada sebarang pertanyaan,
sila berhubung dengan form teacher masing2.. :p

2009-11-14T00:58:00.001+08:00

Tajuk-tajuk Penting SPM 2009

Tingkatan 4

Bab 1
- Tamadun Indus
- Tamadun Hwang Ho

Bab 2
- Perluasan kuasa (Yunani, Rom, India)
- Peningkatan ekonomi (China-pertanian)

Bab 3
- Kerajaan agraria
- Pengaruh Hindu-Budha dlm Sistem Pentadbiran Asia Tenggara

Bab 5
- Pembukaan Semula Kota Makkah

Bab 6
- Kerajaan Bani Umaiyah
- Kerajaan Bani Abbasiah
- Kerajaan Turki Uthmaniyah
- Faktor-faktor penyebaran Islam ke Eropah

Bab 7
- Teori kedatangan Islam dan bukti
- Pengaruh Islam (Pemerintahan dan Pentadbiran, Sistem Pendidikan)

Bab 8
- Kesan Islam Terhadap Politik (Pentadbiran dan Perundangan)
- Kesan Islam terhadap Ekonomi (Perdagangan, Matawang dan Percukaian)

Bab 9
- Zaman Gelap
- Zaman Renaissance
- Zaman Penjelajahan dan Penerokaan
- Imperialisme Barat (faktor dan kesan)

Bab 10
- Penggunaan tenaga buruh luar
- Undang-undang Tanah & Dasar terhadap pekebun kecil
- Kesan Dasar Ekonomi (Perbandaran, pembentukan masyarakat berbilang
kaum, pendidikan, pengangkutan & perhubungan)

Tingkatan 5

Bab 1
- Faktor kemunculan nasionalisme
- Perkembangan nasionalisme

Bab 2
- Faktor pemangkin nasionalisme
- Gerakan Islah & Kaum Muda
- Peranan akhbar, majalah dan novel
- Persatuan-persatuan Melayu
- Gerakan nasionalisme semasa pendudukan Jepun

Bab 3
- Ciri negara bangsa dalam Kesultanan Melayu Melaka
- Warisan negeri-negeri Melayu (Undang-undang Tubuh Johor, Sistem Jemaah Menteri Kelantan, Undang-undang Tubuh Terengganu, Prinsip demokrasi & persekutuan Negeri Sembilan)

Bab 4
- Faktor & langkah pembentukan Persekutuan Tanah Melayu 1948
- Isi Perjanjian Persekutuan Tanah Melayu 1948

Bab 5
- Pakatan Murni & Perikatan ke arah kemerdekaan
- Perjanjian Persekutuan Tanah Melayu 1957 (S/jaya Reid, Isi-isi perjanjian, kepentingan perjanjian & tokoh kemerdekaan)

Bab 6
- Tiada

Bab 7
- Ciri-ciri demokrasi berparlimen
- Raja Berpelembagaan & Bidang tugas Yang DiPertuan Agong
- Kuasa pemerintahan (Badan perundangan, Badan Pelaksana & Badan Kehakiman)
- Negara Persekutuan (Senarai Persekutuan, Senarai Negeri & Senarai Bersama)
- Lambang negara (Jata, Bendera, Lagu)

Bab 8
- Dasar Pendidikan Kebangsaan & Falsafah Pendidikan Kebangsaan
- Akta Bahasa Kebangsaan
- Dasar Kebudayaan Kebangsaan
- Sukan untuk perpaduan
- Wawasan 2020

Bab 9 (Wajib keluar soalan dari bab ini)
- Perang Dunia Pertama
- Dasar luar Malaysia
- Komanwel
- NAM
- Negara-negara Selatan
- OIC
- Globalisasi, ICT, MSC, K-masyarakat (sekolah wawsan & sekolah bestari)

*p.s. topik yang diberikan adalah topik-topik penting yang perlu anda fokus sbg persediaan SPM. Semoga berjaya mendapat A+ untuk sejarah.

2009-11-02T19:20:00.003+08:00

Crazy People Talk

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked Patient #1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1, what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

2009-10-27T19:28:00.004+08:00

MAJLIS GRADUASI TINGKATAN 5 2009

Tempat : Hotel Seri Pacific
Tarikh : 31 Oktober 2009
Masa : 7.30 - 1.00 petang

Tahniah kepada semua pelajar Tingkatan 5 yang akan menamatkan alam persekolahan anda tahun ini.. selamat menjalani peperiksaan SPM dan selamat maju jaya..

Sempena majlis graduasi ini, diharap anda semua dapat mematuhi etika berpakaian kerana majlis ini adalah majlis formal yang akan dihadiri oleh tetamu-tetamu VIP.

PAKAIAN PELAJAR PEREMPUAN
1. Pakaian hendaklah bersopan
2. Warna pakaian adalah bebas
3. Kasut berwarna gelap dan seboleh-bolehnya bertutup depan dan belakang
4. Kasut sukan/selipar/kasut yang terbuka di belakang/kasut berwarna cerah atau putih adalah TIDAK DIBENARKAN.
5. Skirt pendek dan baju tidak berlengan juga TIDAK DIBENARKAN
6. Skirt hendaklah di bawah paras lutut (menutup lutut) atau seluar slack dibenarkan.

PAKAIAN PELAJAR LELAKI
1. Kemeja lengan panjang berkolar, bertali leher dan seboleh-bolehnya lengkap memakai kot
2. Berseluar slack berwarna gelap atau lengkap memakai ‘lounge suit” (warna gelap), berstoking dan berkasut (warna gelap)
3. Seluar jeans dan seluar pendek TIDAK DIBENARKAN
4. Kasut Sukan/Selipar/Sandal berwarna cerah dan putih adalah TIDAK DIBENARKAN
5. Potongan rambut perlulah pendek dan kemas
6. Bagi graduan lelaki yang berambut panjang (rambut melebihi kolar baju) sama sekali TIDAK AKAN DIBENARKAN masuk ke dewan utama

Untuk pengetahuan anda, majlis graduasi ini adalah satu upacara rasmi sekolah. Sila patuhi peraturan pakaian seperti dinyatakan di atas. Pelajar yang TIDAK MEMATUHI peraturan pakaian TIDAK AKAN DIBENARKAN masuk ke dewan utama, tidak dibenarkan berarak apatah lagi naik ke pentas untuk upacara pengurniaan sijil tamat Tingkatan Lima.

Harap Maklum! :p

2009-10-25T21:19:00.000+08:00

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look
like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here.."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands, he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine yourself in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ? Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination!!

Lastly... the funniest part...
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why?????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read ‘PRESS’ pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it! :D

2009-10-22T22:08:00.002+08:00

PENGETUA BARU!!!

Mulai 1 Nov 2009 SMKSBU akan menerima pengetua baru
menggantikan Pn Kamariah.

Kepada Pn Kamariah - Selamat bertugas di SMK (P) Air Panas.
Kepada Pn Che Hasnah - Selamat datang ke SMKSBU.

Sesungguhnya SMKSBU kehilangan
seorang pengetua yang amat berwibawa,
jasamu tetap dikenang...

Selamat maju jaya..

The Boy and The Fence

2009-10-12T21:20:00.001+08:00

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence... Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.

2009-10-05T22:45:00.002+08:00

PMR 2009

Kepada semua calon-calon PMR 2009
Selamat menjalani peperiksaan, semoga anda semua berjaya.

Pesanan saya, jagalah kesihatan anda
sepanjang minggu peperiksaan ini,
makanlah makanan yang berkhasiat,
mintalah restu daripada ibu bapa setiap pagi
sebelum anda pergi ke sekolah,
sucikan hati dari segala rasa benci,
tenangkan jiwa anda, baca
dan jawablah setiap soalan dengan penuh hati-hati,
anda telah berusaha, yakinlah,
setiap usaha pasti akan berjaya...

2009-09-26T22:59:00.004+08:00

CUTI LAGI!!!

SEPANJANG PEPERIKSAAN PMR 2009 BERLANGSUNG BEBERAPA KELAS AKAN DIBERIKAN CUTI.

TINGKATAN 1 : 7 & 8 OKT 2009 (RABU & KHAMIS)
TINGKATAN 4 : 9 OKT 2009 (JUMAAT)
TINGKATAN 2 : 12 & 13 OKT 2009 (ISNIN & SELASA)
TINGKATAN 5 : P & P SEPERTI BIASA
TINGKATAN 3 : 6 OKT 2009 (SELASA) SEMOGA BERJAYA DALAM PEPERIKSAAN PMR!

2009-09-26T22:46:00.002+08:00

SELAMAT KEMBALI KE SEKOLAH
.
Tinggal satu hari lagi cuti hari raya.. lusa sekolah akan dibuka.. jgn lupa buat persediaan. Antara perkara yang patut diambil perhatian ialah:
.
1. Uniform sekolah (pastikan ada badge sekolah & nametag)
2. Kasut (dah basuh?)
3. Stokin (kalau boleh jenama sekolah)
4. Tali leher (yg berkenaan)
5. Kuku pendek warna ori :p
6. Rambut kemas warna ori :p (lelaki rambut pendek)
7. Misai & jambang licin (yg berkenaan)
8. Bag sekolah (dlm ada buku, bukan kosong)
9. Alat tulis (jgn pinjam kawan)
10. Kuih raya - hantar kat bilik disiplin! :p
.
Jumpa hari isnin nanti..

2009-09-26T22:36:00.003+08:00

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI

DIKESEMPATAN INI SAYA INGIN MENGUCAPKAN SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI KEPADA SEMUA KAWAN2 & PELAJAR2 YANG BERAGAMA ISLAM, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN... KEPADA PELAJAR BUKAN SLAM JUGA SAYA INGIN MEMINTA MAAF, TENTU ADA KESALAHAN YANG DISENGAJAKAN ATAU TIDAK DISENGAJAKAN YANG TELAH SAYA LAKUKAN, JADI SEKALI LAGI SAYA MOHON JUTAAN KEMAAFAN SEKIRANYA SELAMA INI ADA YANG MERASA TERGURIS ATAU TERCALAR ATAS APA SAJA TINDAKAN/PERBUATAN/PERKATAAN DARI SAYA. DIBULAN MULIA INI SAMA-SAMALAH KITA SALING BERMAAFAN.

2009-09-13T12:42:00.002+08:00

PERTANDINGAN TUGU RIMUP 2009

4 ALFA & 4 GAMA

SILA GUNAKAN MASA SEJARAH ESOK
UNTUK PERSEDIAAN PERTANDINGAN TUGU RIMUP

APA YANG PENTING???
KERJASAMAAAA...

SELAMAT BERTANDING!!!
:)

2009-09-10T09:20:00.003+08:00

Good Luck!!!

K2 - Bhg A (Bab 3 & 8 Form 4) / (Bab 5 & 7 Form 5)

K2 - Bhg B (Bab 6 & 9 Form 4) / (Bab 1, 3 & 9 Form 5)

Good Luck!!!

2009-09-06T22:45:00.006+08:00

SATU MALAYSIA,
RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN.

DI MANA BUMI DIPIJAK, DI SITU LANGIT DIJUNJUNG.
MALAYSIA TETAP DI HATI.

________________________________________________________

PERTANDINGAN TUGU RIMUP
TINGKATAN 4
SEMPENA MAJLIS PENUTUPAN HARI KEMERDEKAAN 2009
PERINGKAT SEKOLAH

Tarikh : 17 September 2009
Hari : Khamis (11 pagi)

Syarat penyertaan:

- Semua kelas Tingkatan 4 wajib menghantar sekurang-kurangnya

10 peserta yang berlainan kaum iaitu Melayu, Cina dan India.

- Bagi kelas yang tiada pelajar Cina atau India,

pelajar Melayu boleh mewakili kaum tersebut.

- Tempoh persembahan adalah antara 3-5 minit sahaja.

- Pemarkahan adalah berdasarkan kriteria berikut:

a. Kejelasan suara (10 markah)

b. Gaya dan kreativiti persembahan (20 markah)

c. Kesungguhan / semangat / kerjasama peserta @ kelas (10 markah)

JUMLAH (40 markah)

Arahan Pertandingan:

- Semua peserta hendaklah memakai pakaian tradisional kaum masing-masing

- Dialog yang patut diujarkan ialah :

i. “Satu Malaysia, Rakyat Didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan“

ii. “Di mana bumi dipijak, di situ langit dijunjung, Malaysia tetap di hati”

iii. “Merdeka.. Merdeka.. Merdeka!!!”
(bersama kelas masing-masing)

Pertandingan ini hanya diwajibkan kepada kelas Tingkatan 4 sahaja...

2009-08-30T22:47:00.003+08:00

KEPADA KELAS FORM 5

MODUL GERAK F4 & F5 TELAH DIUPLOAD DLM YG

SILA DOWNLOAD
DAN BUAT PERSEDIAAN UTK TRIAL SPM 2009

GOODLUCK!!!

2009-08-30T22:38:00.002+08:00

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT
HARI KEMERDEKAAN MALAYSIA
YANG KE-52 TAHUN

SEMOGA KEAMANAN, KEMAKMURAN, PERPADUAN
AKAN TERUS BERKEKALAN SELAMANYA...

2009-08-24T23:14:00.002+08:00

LATEST ASSIGNMENT

FORM 1 - LATIHAN BAB 9

FORM 5 - LATIHAN BAB 9 (F5) & BAB 4 (F5)

MODUL GERAK TUNGGU DULU
COZ PENDRIVE SAYA MUSNAH AKIBAT SERANGAN SEJENIS VIRUS
YG MENYERUPAI H1N1!! :)

SALAM RAMADHAN

2009-08-22T10:48:00.007+08:00

Niat berbuka puasa

Ya Allah keranaMu aku berpuasa, dengan Mu aku beriman, kepadaMu aku berserah dan dengan rezekiMu aku berbuka (puasa), dengan rahmat MU, Ya Allah Tuhan Maha Pengasih

Sahaja aku berpuasa esok hari untuk menunaikan fardhu puasa pada bulan Ramadan bagi tahun ini kerana Allah Taala

Sahaja aku berpuasa sebulan pada bulan Ramadan bagi tahun ini kerana Allah Taala

Mathematics for Dummies

2009-08-22T10:04:00.006+08:00

After years of research, a scientific basis for a happy marriage has finally emerged.

If you just take a bit of time to go through the ‘mathematical analysis’ appended below you will notice with alarming clarity how logically and scientifically the facts are postulated.

Personally speaking, mathematics was never a strong point of my academics.
Many have told me that there is a hidden catch in my analysis somewhere. See, if you can get a hold on to it.

In the meanwhile, get your thinking hats on and read on…

Equation – 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human that don't know how to enjoy Are equal to Donkeys that work

Equation – 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money Are Donkeys

Equation – 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don't spend Are Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

Therefore, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
(Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore, from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = Two Donkeys that live happily together!
(Old Jungle Saying..)

-thanks to James-

2009-08-21T04:58:00.001+08:00

Hai orang-orang yang beriman, diwajibkan atas kamu berpuasa sebagaimana puasa itu diwajibkan

atas orang-orang sebelum kamu agar kamu bertaqwa. (Surah Al-Baqarah)
.
Salam Ramadhan kepada semua yang beragama Islam.

Sama-sama berdoa agar segala ibadah dan amalan baik

yang dikerjakan sepanjang bulan yang mulia ini

mendapat ganjaran yang berlipat ganda

dan mendapat keredhaan dari-Nya.

Amin...

.
Selamat berpuasa..

2009-08-19T21:18:00.003+08:00

MERDEKA!!!

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT

HARI KEMERDEKAAN MALAYSIA

YANG KE 52 TAHUN

LONG LIVE MALAYSIA

SALARY INCREASE

2009-08-16T19:10:00.003+08:00

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

***************************************************************************************

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

LIFE IS A GIFT

2009-08-16T18:58:00.003+08:00

Life is an opportunity, …. benefit from it.
Life is beauty, …. admire it.
Life is bliss, …. taste it.
Life is a dream, …. realize it.
Life is a challenge, …. meet it.
Life is a duty, …. complete it.
Life is a game, …. play it.
Life is a promise, …. fulfill it
Life is sorrow, …. overcome it.
Life is a song, …. sing it.
Life is a struggle, …. accept it.
Life is a tragedy…. confront it.
Life is an adventure, …. dare it.
Life is luck, …. make it.
Life is too precious, …. do not destroy it.
Life is life, …. fight for it.

LINK KE YAHOO GROUP

2009-08-08T20:06:00.005+08:00

1 Hormat : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1Hormat_Sejarah/
1 Gigih : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1Gigih_Sejarah/
1 Berdikari : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1Berdikari_Sejarah/
5 Gama : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/5Gama_Sejarah/
5 Lambda : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/5lLambda_Sejarah/
5 Solehah : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/5Soleeha_Sejarah/
4 Alfa : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/4Alfa_Sejarah/
4 Gama : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/4Gama_Sejarah/

2009-07-31T17:56:00.004+08:00

ATTENTION PLEZZ...

SEMUA PELAJAR KELAS SAYA.. CHECK EMAIL MASING2

LATEST HOMEWORK SAYA DAH UPLOAD DLM YG...

SILA SIAPKAN..

MARKAH UJIAN 2 AKAN DITOLAK

JIKA ANDA TIDAK SIAPKAN LATIHAN YANG SAYA BERI..

SELAMAT BERCUTI..

TAKE CARE..

2009-07-30T17:23:00.009+08:00

SMKSBU WILL BE CLOSED

FOR ONE WEEK BECAUSE OF THE H1N1

ONE WEEK ONLY!!! START TOMORROW TILL NEXT THURSDAY

31st of July - 6th of August 2009

..........................................................................

ARAHAN KEMENTERIAN KESIHATAN MALAYSIA

..............................................................................

Semua pelajar diharap tidak pergi ke tempat terbuka bagi mencegah penularan virus H1N1.. Sila duduk di rumah dan luangkan masa cuti dgn mengulangkaji pelajaran exam akan menyusul selepas cuti... especially trial PMR.. penilaian 2 form 1, 2 & 4.. sila buat preparation..

Selamat Bercuti..

2009-07-28T21:39:00.007+08:00

PEPERIKSAAN PENILAIAN MENENGAH RENDAH

PMR 2009

PERCUBAAN PMR 2009

10 - 17 OGOS 2009

PMR 2009

(7, 8 & 9 OKTOBER 2009) - Rabu, Khamis & Jumaat

( 12 & 13 OKTOBER 2009 ) - Isnin & Selasa

GOODLUCK

MALAM TADI SAYA JUMPA HANTU!!!

2009-07-27T23:14:00.008+08:00

No idea budak mana yang tulis story ni..

hahaaa...

2009-07-27T16:29:00.005+08:00

PERHATIAN!!!

PENILAIAN 2

FORM 5

10 OBJ (FORM 4 - BAB 9 & 10)

2 STRUKTUR (FORM 5 - BAB 5 & 7)

1 ESEI (FORM 5 - BAB 7)

FULLSTOP...

SILA SEBARKAN KPD RAKAN2 ANDA

ESPECIALLY 5 BETA & 5 OMEGA

..............

Saya dah bagitau sejak 4 Julai 2009,

so jgn pertikaikan lagi bab yg keluar utk penilaian ini.

Soalan2 ini juga merupakan soalan target utk keluar SPM 2009..

Sila bersedia...

.......................................

ALL THE BEST

2009-07-22T15:52:00.018+08:00

PEPERIKSAAN PENILAIAN FORM 5

10 SOALAN OBJEKTIF

(BAB 9 & 10 FORM 4)

2 SOALAN STRUKTUR (Bab 5 & 7 FORM 5)

1 SOALAN ESEI (Bab 7 FORM 5)

Struktur BAB 5 - Sistem Ahli dah keluar SPM 2006.

Jadi, sila fokus pada tajuk Pakatan Murni, Suruhanjaya Reid dan Perjanjian Persekutuan Tanah Melayu 1948.. Salah satu tajuk ini akan keluar dlm Penilaian dan juga dijangka keluar dlm Percubaan & SPM sebenar.

Struktur dan Esei Bab 7 - Perlembagaan, maksud keluhuran perlembagaan dan sebab pindaan perlembagaan dah keluar SPM 2007. Manakala tajuk Pilihan raya keluar dlm SPM 2004.

Utk bab ini, sila fokus pada tajuk Raja Berpelembagaan, Kuasa Pemerintahan

(3 cabang - Badan Perundangan, Badan Eksekutif, Badan Kehakiman)

1. Pengagihan Kuasa (Kerajaan Persekutuan dan Kerajaan Negeri)

2. Lambang-lambang negara (Jata Negara, Bendera, Lagu Negaraku)

Dua tajuk di atas ini juga perlu anda fokuskan khususnya untuk percubaan dan SPM sebenar.

GOODLUCK!!!

2009-07-19T21:10:00.003+08:00

FOUR THINGS YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO TO HELP YOU!!

Some of the things that you can do with your mobile phone

in times of emergencies especially number one.

One: Emergency Number

The Emergency Number worldwide for a Mobile is 112.

If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network

and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search

any existing network to establish the emergency number for you.

Interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.

Two: Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry?

This may come in handy someday.
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home,

call someone at home on their mobile phone

from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot

from your car door and have the person
at your home press the unlock button,

holding it near the mobile phone
on their end. Your car will unlock.

Saves someone from having to drive
your keys to you. Distance is no object.

You could be hundreds of miles away,

and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote'

for your car, you can unlock the doors
(or the boot).

Three: Hidden Battery Power

Your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#

and your mobile will restart with the reserve

and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.

This reserve will get replaced when you
recharge your mobile next time.

Four: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in * # 0 6 #

'and a 15 digit code will appear on the screen.

This number is unique to your handset.

Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.

If your phone gets stolen, you can call your service provider

and give them this code.

'They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief
changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back,

but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either!

have a nice day..

2009-07-19T20:45:00.007+08:00

LUNCHTIME IS LUNCHTIME

The office phone rings,

one of the employees picks up and says:

"What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me

in the middle of my lunch break?!?

"The caller shouts back:

"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...?

I am the CEO of this company!"

The employee replies:

"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"

Perplexed the CEO mumbles:

"NO!!!"

The employee heaves a sigh of relieve and say:

"Thank goodness for that!!"

and hangs up.

Hahaha.....very smart employee!!

2009-07-13T21:47:00.005+08:00

Latest Exercise

Sila siapkan latihan yg telah diupload

dlm yahoo group

Form 5 dan Form 1 sahaja.

Form 1 siapkan KKS,

next week boleh mula hantar..

Form 4 siapkan latihan yg diberi dalam kelas.

Jumpa next week..

adioss...

2009-07-10T20:19:00.003+08:00

PEPERIKSAAN PENILAIAN FORM 5

TARIKH : AKHIR BULAN JULAI 2009

10 SOALAN OBJEKTIF
2 SOALAN STRUKTUR
1 SOALAN ESEI

SILA BUAT ULANGKAJI
BAB 5 DAN 7 FORM 5 SHJ
.

2009-07-04T18:48:00.004+08:00

Test for Dementia

I know some of you are young, but dementia (loss of intellectual abilitiessuch as memory capacity) can strike at any time.

Try this one on for fun........

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.

You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place,
you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30. Add another 1000.

Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.

What is the total?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary.

Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself

to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;

how does HE indicate what he wants?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.

Have a nice day :)

2009-07-03T17:49:00.007+08:00

MERENTAS DESA 2009

Tahniah kepada pemenang-pemenang yang berjaya

mendapat tempat 1 - 20 bagi semua kategori.

Kepada yang tidak berjaya diucapkan tahniah juga

kerana berjaya sampai ke garisan penamat!! Bravoo..

JOHAN - MACLAY (245 mata)

NAIB JOHAN - GREEN (219 mata)

KETIGA - COOKE (100++)

KEEMPAT - SHIRTLIFF (100++)

KELIMA - PROUSE (100++)

2009-06-21T18:57:00.004+08:00

I'M OFF

(for one week)

Form 1 - do your KKS

Form 4 & 5 - do your exercise & notes

adioss...

2009-06-21T14:31:00.002+08:00

ELEMEN 2
HASIL KAJIAN

Hasil kajian mesti ada sekurang-kurangnya 4 subtopik
Cthnya seperti di bawah:
.
a) Salasilah keluarga
Nama ahli – ahli keluarga: ibu bapa, adik beradik datuk, nenek, saudara-mara terdekat.
Pertalian persaudaraan.
Tarikh – tarikh penting.
Membina rajah salasilah keluarga.
.
b) Perkembangan diri dan keluarga
Tempat dan tarikh lahir ahli-ahli keluarga.
Tempat asal/tempat tinggal sekarang(jika pernah berpindah nyatakan nama tempat)
Aspek kemajuan seperti:
a) Pendidikan
b) Pekerjaan
c) Peristiwa penting dll.
.
c) Tokoh-tokoh dalam keluarga
Nama dan biodata tokoh berkenaan
Kejayaan yang diperolehi:
• Pendidikan, pekerjaan dan kebajikan
• Anugerah/pingat/gelaran
Sifat-sifat istimewa
.
d) Peristiwa bersejarah dalam keluarga
Peristiwa bersejarah dalam keluarga seperti;
- Hari perkahwinan/ulang tahun
- Berpindah ke tempat lain
- Melawat/melancong
- Rumah terbakar
- Banjir
- Sakit/Kematian
- Anugerah cemerlang/pingat
- Konvensyen
- Majlis rasmi/kursus/seminar
- dll (peristiwa yang anda sukar lupakan)
Nyatakan kesan/kepentingan peristiwa berkenaan kepada diri dan keluarga anda
.
Nota: Ini adalah contoh 4 subtopik yang boleh digunakan untuk menulis hasil kajian. Anda boleh menambah seberapa banyak subtopik yang sesuai dgn tajuk.
Hasil kajian wajib ditulis tangan, jumlah muka surat tidak kurang daripada 15 muka surat (mesti lebih 15 pages!)
.

2009-06-21T12:35:00.007+08:00

ELEMEN 2

RUJUKAN

1. ORANG SUMBER

- En. Megat Harith b. Rafiq, No.2-2, Jalan 2, Taman Shamelin Perkasa

56100 Kuala Lumpur.

- Pn. Irdina bt. Ammar, No. 2-2, Jalan 2, Taman Shamelin Perkasa 56100 Kuala Lumpur.

(kalau ada 5 orang sumber, senaraikan semuanya)

2. AKHBAR

Berita Harian, Ahad, 21 Jun 2000, Liang Lee Wei Disahkan Positif H1N1.

New Straits Times,Sunday, June 21, 2000, 7 New H1N1 Cases, 47 pupils to be Quarantined.

3. MELAWAT TEMPAT KAJIAN

Rumah Pn. Audrey P. A/L Suresh Raj , No.2, Kampung Dua Lagi, 32000 Sitiawan, Perak.

(rumah nenek/datuk/saudara mara tempat anda menjlnkan temuramah)

4. INTERNET

http://cikgufadzelah.blogspot.com/

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-06/05/content_11495534.htm

5. MAJALAH

Majalah Impiana, Bulan Jun, 2005, Rumah Datuk Haziq Izzat Fikri Berkonsepkan Taman oleh Che Aishah @ Amelia bt. Che Hafizuddin.

2009-06-18T21:32:00.004+08:00

ELEMEN 2

RUMUSAN

Sebagai rumusan, penghasilan kerja kursus ini memberikan banyak kebaikan kepada diri saya. Melalui penyelidikan yang dilakukan, saya telah mengetahui dengan begitu mendalam tentang sejarah dan latar belakang keluarga saya. Saya menyedari bahawa banyak perkara dan peristiwa berkaitan dengan keluarga saya tidak ketahui sebelum ini. Kini saya amat berbangga dengan keluarga saya dan saya akan belajar bersungguh-sungguh untuk membalas segala jasa baik keluarga saya terutamanya ibu dan ayah yang tersayang.

Kerja kursus ini juga telah memberikan makna yang mendalam terhadap diri saya. Saya sedar betapa pentingnya keluarga kepada kita jika mahu mengecapi kejayaan. Keluarga merupakan pendorong utama yang sentiasa memberikan sokongan di saat kita memerlukan. Saya amat bersyukur kerana hubungan antara ahli keluarga saya kini semakin erat kerana saya sering berkomunikasi dengan mereka sepanjang saya menyiapkan kerja kursus ini.

Melalui kerja kursus ini juga saya dapat mengetahui bahawa institusi keluarga itu amat penting untuk mewujudkan masyarakat yang harmoni. Ibu bapa berperanan besar untuk mendidik anak-anak mereka agar menjadi manusia yang berguna. Sekiranya semua ibu bapa dapat menjalankan tanggungjawab mereka dengan baik, negara kita akan lebih aman dan makmur kerana mempunyai masyarakat yang beretika, bersopan santun, berwawasan dan sebagainya.

(ini adalah contoh rumusan utk Elemen 2)

copy & edit dibenarkan...

2009-06-18T17:59:00.001+08:00

1 Hormat : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1Hormat_Sejarah/

1 Gigih : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1Gigih_Sejarah/

1 Berdikari : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1Berdikari_Sejarah/

5 Gama : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/5Gama_Sejarah/

5 Lambda : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/5lLambda_Sejarah/

5 Solehah : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/5Soleeha_Sejarah/

4 Alfa : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/4Alfa_Sejarah/

4 Gama : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/4Gama_Sejarah/

2009-06-18T16:22:00.006+08:00

ELEMEN 2
OBJEKTIF KAJIAN

Antara objektif kajian Kerja Kursus Sejarah ini ialah
a. Saya dapat mengetahui dengan lebih mendalam tentang sejarah keluarga saya.
b. Saya dapat mengeratkan hubungan kekeluargaan dengan ahli keluarga yang lain.
c. Saya dapat mengetahui tentang keunikan sejarah keluarga saya.
d. Saya dapat menghargai tentang pentingnya memelihara institusi keluarga.
e. Saya dapat mengetahui tentang latar belakang sejarah keluarga saya.

KAEDAH KAJIAN

Antara kaedah kajian yang digunakan untuk membuat kerja kursus ini ialah

a. Kaedah Temuramah

Saya telah menjalankan temuramah dengan orang sumber

seperti ibu, bapa, datuk dan nenek

untuk mendapatkan maklumat tentang sejarah diri

dan keluarga saya.

b. Kaedah Analisis Dokumen

Saya telah membuat analisis dokumen seperti sijil lahir,

sijil kecemerlangan dan lain-lain

untuk mengkaji sejarah keluarga saya.

c. Kaedah pemerhatian

Saya juga telah menggunakan kaedah pemerhatian

terhadap kehidupan setiap ahli keluarga
saya dalam usaha menyiapkan kerja kursus ini.

2009-06-17T19:05:00.009+08:00

FORM 1

Elemen 1

(Mengumpul Fakta Sejarah)

Ramai pelajar mghadapi masalah untuk mdptkan sumber. Oleh itu setiap sumber diberi 2 markah (hanya utk form 1 shj!!!)

Sumber utama bagi form 1 ialah :

1. ORANG SUMBER

- Org sumber ialah ibu dan bapa anda. Ibu bapa merupakan sumber maklumat utama utk membuat kajian tentang sejarah keluarga anda. Org sumber juga boleh terdiri drp nenek, datuk, bapa/ibu saudara atau sesiapa sahaja yg mempunyai pengetahuan mendalam ttg keluarga anda.

2. MELAWAT TEMPAT KAJIAN

- Melawat tempat kajian bermaksud anda pergi ke rumah datuk, nenek atau saudara mara untuk mdptkan maklumat tentang sejarah keluarga anda. Apabila anda pergi ke rumah mereka, sila ambil gambar sebagai bukti anda pergi berjumpa mereka untuk membuat kajian. Gambar ini boleh diterima sebagai melawat tempat kajian.

3. AKHBAR/MAJALAH/INTERNET/BUKU ILMIAH

- Ada pelajar yg mempunyai sumber drp akhbar.. bagus!!! Sila fotostat dan masukkan dalam elemen 1. Bagi yang tidak ada.. cukuplah 2 sumber sahaja iaitu orang sumber dan melawat tempat kajian.

2009-06-15T20:55:00.008+08:00

OPEN DAY SMKSBU

A.K.A

PERTEMUAN TIGA PENJURU

TARIKH : 26 JUN 2009

HARI : JUMAAT

MASA : 8.00-12.30 TGH

TEMPAT : KELAS MASING-MASING

SIAPA YG TERLIBAT?

1. GURU KELAS

2. IBU BAPA / PENJAGA sahaja!

3. PELAJAR

selamat berjuang... get your armour..get your armour...

lalalalaaa....

2009-06-15T20:46:00.004+08:00

MERENTAS DESA 2009

GET READY.. ESPECIALLY AHLI RUMAH MACLAY

TARIKH : 3 JULAI 2009

HARI : JUMAAT

MASA : 7.00 - 10.30 PAGI

TEMPAT : SKYLITE & TAMAN PUDU ULU :( (tak best langsung, kan?)

2009-06-15T20:31:00.007+08:00

TINGKATAN 1

CONTOH ESEI ELEMEN 3

Bagaimanakah cara untuk mewujudkan keluarga yang bahagia?

Malaysia terdiri daripada pelbagai bangsa yang berbeza agama dan budaya tetapi rakyatnya hidup harmoni dan saling menghomati antara satu sama lain. Sifat saling menghormati ini bermula dari rumah iaitu asuhan ibu bapa yang bertanggungjawab mengajar anak-anak supaya sentiasa menghormati orang lain. Oleh itu, sebagai rakyat Malaysia, kita haruslah berbangga menjadi warganegara yang hidup dalam keadaan aman dan tenteram.

Selain itu, sebagai anak kita perlu patuh kepada ibu bapa kerana jasa mereka terlalu besar dan sukar untuk dibalas walaupun dengan wang ringgit. Ibu bapa akan berasa gembira jika anak-anak yang dipelihara sejak kecil menjadi insan yang berjaya dan boleh menyumbang kepada keluarga, bangsa dan negara.

Ibu bapa juga memainkan peranan yang besar dalam membentuk disiplin dan sahsiah anak-anak memandangkan gejala sosial berlaku secara berleluasa pada masa kini. Sekiranya disiplin diri dan sahsiah anak-anak terutama pada usia remaja tidak diambil berat, dikhuatiri mereka akan terjebak dengan pelbagai aktiviti tidak sihat yang boleh menimbulkan kesulitan terhadap keluarga, masyarakat dan negara.

Keluarga bahagia juga dapat dibentuk sekiranya seseorang anak itu mempunyai sifat yang positif dalam diri mereka. Mereka sentiasa berusaha untuk mengelakkan diri daripada terlibat dalam gejala yang tidak sihat. Malah mereka menanam azam untuk menjaga nama baik keluarga, belajar bersungguh-sungguh supaya berjaya dalam hidup dan dapat membanggakan keluarga. Sifat inilah yang perlu ada dalam jiwa setiap remaja supaya dapat menjadi generasi yang boleh menggalas tanggungjawab memajukan negara pada masa depan.

(Esei ini adalah contoh.. sila tulis menggunakan ayat sendiri berpandukan "Unsur-unsur Patriotisme" yang telah diberi.

2009-06-12T22:20:00.003+08:00

Latest assigment for form 1

Latihan untuk form 1 telah diupload

sila siapkan.. :)

2009-06-07T23:19:00.005+08:00

SKEMA JAWAPAN

Kepada form 4 dan form 5.

Skema jawapan untuk Diagnostik Paper 2 tingkatan 5
telah diupload dalam YG.
Sila semak lebih awal sebelum perbincangan
jawapan dilakukan di dalam kelas minggu depan.
Kalau print lagi bagus.

Skema jawapan Peperiksaan Pertengahan Tahun Tingkatan 4
akan diupload tidak lama lagi.

Latihan masa cuti tingkatan 4 dan 5
telah diupload dlm YG!!
Bentuk soalan - objektif

Latihan masa cuti juga akan diberikan
kepada tingkatan 1.
tunggu...... kepada yg tak sabar-sabar
menanti latihan tersebut!!! :P

Contoh penulisan kks tingkatan 1
juga akan diberikan tidak lama lagi..
sila tunggu kerana saya masih bercuti.... :P

adioss...

.

2009-05-04T21:38:00.013+08:00

DIAGNOSTIK SPM

STRUKTUR

FORM 4

FORM 5

ESEI

FORM 4

FORM 5
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PEPERIKSAAN PERTENGAHAN TAHUN

FORM 4

BAB 1-4 ONLY!!!

PAPER 1

40 SOALAN OBJEKTIF

PAPER 2

4 SOALAN STRUKTUR

5 SOALAN ESEI (PILIH 3 SHJ)

STRUKTUR

BAB 1

BAB 2
BAB 3
BAB 4
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ESEI

BAB 1
BAB 2
BAB 3
BAB 3
BAB 4

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PEPERIKSAAN PERTENGAHAN TAHUN

FORM 1

BAB 1-6 ONLY!!!

60 SOALAN OBJEKTIF
(SETIAP BAB 10 SOALAN)

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GOODLUCK !!!

2009-04-24T22:10:00.003+08:00

The Thirty Second Quiz

Don't bother getting a pen and paper... just read... if you can't answer them, just keep going.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer prize.
5. Name the last five Academy Award winners for Best Actor and Actress.

How did you do? The point is, none of us remembers the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They're the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Now here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. Name three teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worth while.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?
The lesson? The people who make a difference in your life aren't the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They're the ones who care.
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2009-04-14T00:09:00.003+08:00

LATEST ASSIGNMENT!!!
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FORM 5 - (F5 BAB 3 : OBJ) & (F4 BAB 3 : OBJ)

FORM 4 - (F4 BAB 3 : OBJ)
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FORM 1 (F1 BAB 1-6 : OBJ)
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Sila download dan siapkan!! :p

2009-04-12T17:34:00.006+08:00

HOW VALUABLE IS YOUR TIME?

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day.

What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course!!!! Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME.

Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours.

There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow". You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success!

The clock is running. Make the most of today.

To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.
To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. .
To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics

Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time. And remember that time waits for no one.

2009-04-11T21:00:00.003+08:00

JADUAL INTERVENSI 2 SPM

17 - 23 APRIL 2009

Jadual Intervensi 2 bagi pelajar Form 5 telah dimasukkan dalam YG.
Sila check email anda... dan pastikan anda semua bersedia lebih awal.
Gunakan masa sebaik mungkin, okay.. :)

-All the Best-

~Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it ~

2009-04-08T22:20:00.003+08:00

THE COLOR OF FRIENDSHIP

Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The favorite.

Green said:"Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority." '

Blue interrupted:"You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."

Yellow chuckled:"You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun."

Orange started next to blow her trumpet:"I am the color of health and strength. I may be scarce, but I am precious for I serve the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of carrots, pumpkins, oranges, mangoes, and papayas. I don't hang around all the time, but when I fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you."

Red could stand it no longer he shouted out:"I am the ruler of all of you. I am blood - life's blood! I am the color of danger and of bravery. I am willing to fight for a cause. I bring fire into the blood. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon. I am the color of passion and of love, the red rose, the poinsettia and the poppy."

Purple rose up to his full height:He was very tall and spoke with great pomp: "I am the color of royalty and power. Kings, chiefs, and bishops have always chosen me for I am the sign of authority and wisdom. People do not question me! They listen and obey."

Finally Indigo spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much determination:"Think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly notice me, but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and reflection, twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for prayer and inner peace."

And so the colors went on boasting, each convinced of his or her own superiority. Their quarreling became louder and louder. Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening thunder rolled and boomed. Rain started to pour down relentlessly. The colors crouched down in fear, drawing close to one another for comfort.

In the midst of the clamor, rain began to speak:"You foolish colors, fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest. Don't you know that you were each made for a special purpose, unique and different? Join hands with one another and come to me."

Doing as they were told, the colors united and joined hands.

The rain continued:"From now on, when it rains, each of you will stretch across the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder that you can all live in peace.
The Rainbow is a sign of hope for tomorrow."

And so, whenever a good rain washes the world, and a Rainbow appears in the sky, let us remember to appreciate one another...

2009-04-05T09:28:00.002+08:00

AS I PROMISED....

LATEST ASSIGNMENT!!!
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FORM 5 (F5 BAB 3)
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FORM 1 (F1 BAB 5)
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Sila download dan siapkan.. :)

2009-04-05T09:18:00.006+08:00

REAL STORY IN PENANG!!!!!!!!
VERY SHOCKING......

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Penang.

Her name was Ai Ling. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Tony.

Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.

She used to be never found without her handphone.

In fact she also changed her network from Maxis to Digi, so that both of them

can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

Even when Tony left overseas to finish his masters,

they constantly kept in touch.

She used to spend half of the day talking with Tony. Ai Ling's family knew about their relationship.. Tony was very close to Ai Ling's family as well. (Just imagine their love).

Before she passed away she always told her friends

'If I pass away please burn me with my handphone'

she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body.

A lot of them tried to do so, but still cant, everybody that had tried to carry the body,

the results were the same.

Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours,

who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.'

Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.

He then opened the grave box and place her phone

and sim card inside the casket.

After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily

and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked.

Ai Ling's parents did not inform Tony that Ai Ling had passed away

as they're waiting for him to come home after his graduation.

After 2 weeks Tony returned and called Ai Ling's mom.......

Tony:.... 'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.

Don't tell Ai Ling that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'

Her mother replied..... come home first, I wanna tell you something very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Ai Ling.

Tony thinks that they were playing a fool.

He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool me - tell Ai Ling to come out, i have a gift for her... Please stop this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.

They gave him proof to make him believe. (Tony started to sweat)

He said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me.

Tony was shaking.

Suddenly, Tony's phone rang. 'see this is from Ai Ling, see this....' he showed the phone to Ai Ling's family.

All of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

It is the actual voice of Ai Ling & there is no way others could use her sim card

since it is nailed inside the grave box!

They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of dead persons) help again.

He brought his master to solve this matter.

He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing

which really shocked them............

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Digi 'I will follow you!!!'

2009-04-04T00:21:00.002+08:00

SORRY

Dear S,

I'm sorry I yelled at you today.
I could not control myself.
I was not mad at you and what I did was wrong.
I am so sorry.

2009-04-02T21:59:00.000+08:00

Think About this

Should you find it hard to get to sleep tonight;
Just remember the homeless family who has no bed to lie in.

Should you find yourself stuck in traffic; don't despair.
There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work;
Think of the man who has been out of work for the last three months.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad;
Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend;
Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week, for -15.00 to feed her family.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance;
Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror;
Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking "what is my purpose";
Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities;
Remember, things could be worse. You could be them!!!

2009-04-02T20:58:00.004+08:00

HOLA!!!

Oleh sebab ada pelajar yang meminta
supaya saya inform tentang latihan
yang saya beri dlm yg,
jadi semua pelajar sila alert latihan2 baru
yang akan saya inform di sini.

FORM 5

LATIHAN T4 BAB 1-2
LATIHAN T4 BAB 1(a)
LATIHAN T4 BAB 2

LATIHAN T5 BAB 1
LATIHAN T5 BAB 2
LATIHAN T5 BAB 3 (akan diupload this weekend)

FORM 4

LATIHAN T4 BAB 1(a)
LATIHAN T4 BAB 1-2

FORM 1

LATIHAN T1 BAB 1
LATIHAN T1 BAB 1-4
LATIHAN T1 BAB 5 (akan diupload this weekend)

~Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it ~

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2009-03-29T21:47:00.005+08:00

VERY TOUCHING STORY

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.
He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough..' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.
There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough
money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.
But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a youngwoman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

2009-03-23T22:57:00.003+08:00

WHAT IS LOVE

There was a blind boy,

who used to hate everyone, except his girlfriend...

He always used to say that i will marry you if i could see!

Suddenly one day someone donated him eyes and then,

when he saw his girlfriend

He was astonised to see that his girlfriend was also blind!

His girlfriend then asked, "WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW?"

He simply refused...

His girlfriend went away saying...

JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES..........

TAHNIAH!!!

2009-03-15T16:54:00.004+08:00

TAHNIAH!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
FELICITACIONES!!!
HERZLICHE GLUCKWUNSCHE!!!
SOTSUGYO OMEDETO!!!

KEPADA XSTUDENT FORM 5 2008
YANG BERJAYA MENCAPAI KEPUTUSAN CEMERLANG DALAM SPM!!
ESPECIALLY TO
FORM 5 ALFA (ALL GOT A1 FOR SEJARAH!! :)), 5 BETA AND 5 GAMA!!!

SELAMAT MENJALANI KEHIDUPAN BARU
DI DUNIA LUAR YANG LEBIH MENCABAR.

SELAMAT MAJU JAYA!

KEPADA YANG MENDAPAT KEPUTUSAN
YANG KURANG MEMUASKAN,
JANGAN PUTUS ASA,
ADA BANYAK LAGI RUANG & PELUANG
UNTUK TERUSKAN PERJUANGAN ANDA..

KEPADA PELAJAR YANG LAIN,
JADIKAN KEJAYAAN SENIOR ANDA
SEBAGAI INSPIRASI UNTUK ANDA BELAJAR
DAN MENDAPAT KEJAYAAN YANG CEMERLANG!!!

JANGAN HAMPAKAN HARAPAN IBU DAN BAPA
YANG TELAH BERKORBAN MASA, TENAGA, WANG RINGGIT
SEMATA-MATA UNTUK MELIHAT ANDA SEMUA BERJAYA..

HAPPY STUDYING TO ALL OF YOU!!!

BUENA SUERTE

ADIOSS!!!
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FELICES FIESTAS!!!

2009-03-15T16:49:00.004+08:00

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
SELAMAT BERCUTI
KEPADA SEMUA PELAJAR SMKSBU

PASTIKAN ANDA SEMUA MENGGUNAKAN MASA CUTI
SEBAIK MUNGKIN
ESPECIALLY KEPADA
CALON-CALON PMR DAN SPM 2009.

JANGAN LUPA ATAU BUAT-BUAT LUPA
SIAPKAN LATIHAN MASA CUTI
YANG DIBERIKAN DALAM YG!!

JIKA MASIH TIDAK CUKUP,
BAGITAU OKAY!!
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CERITA AYAM TOGEL

2009-03-08T20:17:00.007+08:00

Heyy.. masih ingat lagi tak cerita ayam togel??
Er.. ada sesapa yg nak dengar cerita ayam togel ini tak? kalau takde pun, baca je la jugak, sebab saya dah memakai topi penglipur lara dan nak cerita tentang ayam togel dengan ibunya dengan musang. Lagi pun cerita ni memang best!
(psst... dah pernah cerita pun dalam kelas kan)

Pernah tau tak ada satu cerita rakyat zaman dulu yang selalu diceritakan oleh ibu-ibu kepada anak-anak sebelum tidur. Cerita pasal ayam togel dengan ibunya yang melarikan diri daripada sang musang yang tak pernah putus asa menangkap diorang berdua.

Sesapa yang tak pernah tau tu, memang sah la mak awak semua bukan mak saya. Tapi sesapa yg pernah tau, pun sama jugak.. mak awak semua pun bukan mak saya.

Alkisah, ayam togel ini mmg la togel.
Bulu di badannya memang boleh dikira dengan jari ayam sahaja. Tapi hikayat ketogelan ayam ini tidak la plak mak saya bagi tau. Cuma, mak saya ada bagi tau satu tabiat ayam togel ini yang sama la jugak macam tabiat manusia , iaitu kuat kentut. Harap maklum bahawasanya kuat kentut tidak sama maksudnya dengan kentut kuat.

Anyway, si ayam togel ni, mmg tinggal berdua je dengan maknya.
Dan setiap malam, sang musang tak putus asa untuk menangkap ayam togel ini dengan ibunya. So.. kalau diikutkan ceriteranya, setiap malam ayam togel dan ibunya akan tidur di tempat yang berbeza untuk mengelakkan mereka daripada ditangkap oleh sang musang. Ada masa diorg tidur kat bawah almari buruk belakang rumah. Ada masa plak tidur kat bawah tangga, dan pelbagai tempat lagi la.

Sampai la satu hari, diorang (atau lebih manis dipanggil diayam.. siapa yg faham, faham la.. yg tak faham, tak payah nak fikir2.), dah kehabisan tempat tidur. So, skodeng punya skodeng kat keliling rumah, si mak ayam togel yang tak berapa togel ini pun ternampak satu labu yang telah dikorek dek tikus yg dah berlubang yang kiranya boleh muat la sang ibu ayam ini dgn anaknya si togel.

Maka, malam pun menjelang... Ibu ayam tak togel ini mengajak anaknya yg togel itu tidur di dalam labu. Sehinggalah sang bulan menjengukkan wajahnya dengan gilang gemilang. Maka.. tak lama lepas tu muncullah sang musang yang tidak pernah putus asa untuk mendapatkan mereka berdua berayam ini. Merata tempat sudah dicari oleh sang musang ni, tapi langsung tak berjumpa. Bila fed up, musang ni pun melepak la kat tepi rumah boss ayam togel ini.

Sebenarnya, tempat si musang melepak ni tak jauh daripada labu yang dihuni oleh ayam togel dan ibunya. Tapi kedua ayam ini bersepakat untuk menahan nafas dan tidak memberikan apa-apa informasi tentang status kehadiran mereka di dalam labu itu.

Tiba-tiba... sesuatu berlaku pada ayam togel yang boleh mempertaruhkan tempat persembunyian mereka berdua.
Kalau ayam boleh berbisik, inilah bisikan mereka berdua.

"Mak... nak kentut"
Kata si ayam togel kepada ibunya.

"Aiikk? Kamu makan apa pagi tadi?"
Mak yang tak togel bertanya.

"Tukang masak tu guna black pepper kot. Itu yang angin ni."
Jawab ayam togel yang macam dah lupa yang dia tu seekor ayam dan bukannya manusia.

Mak ayam togel yang macam tak percaya kata-kata anaknya, mengangkat sebelah keningnya, seperti seekor ayam yang bernama ziayam zain.

"Bukan ke kau memang kuat kentut tog?"
Mak ayam bertanya lagi, menggunakan nama manja si ayam togel, yg digelar 'tog' sahaja... hahaa

Ayam togel punya muka dah kebiruan menahan angin yang nak terkeluar.
"Mak!! nak kentut!!"

Bisikan ayam togel itu memaksa maknya meletakkan jari ke paruh, supaya si tog ni senyap sikit, memandangkan musang tengah lalok nak tidur. Nanti dibuatnya si musang terjaga camner? Tak ke haru dibuatnya diorg ni jadi makanan musang?

Tapi si ayam togel ni mmg memiliki kentut yang tak pergi sekolah. Setelah kebiruan seluruh tubuh dia menahan kentutnya, dan setelah berkali-kali meminta izin dari ibunya untuk kentut, akhirnya dia pasrah dan terpaksa mengeluarkan angin yang terbuku di dalam perutnya setelah sekian lama.

"POP!!!"

Maka meletop la labu yang diduduki oleh mereka berdua berayam. Bunyi labu pecah dan bunyi kentut si togel mengejutkan musang dari tidurnya. Lantas tanpa membuang masa si musang yang tengah mamai baru bangun tidur ni terus bingkas mencari bunyi itu. Dia nampak kelibat si ayam togel dan ibunya yang kelihatan berlari-lari ayam keluar daripada labu dan menuju ke arah perigi pak mael (er.. rasanya nama tuan si ayam togel tu pak mael).

Musang yang baru bangun tidur dan kelaparan ini tidak membuang masa terus meluru ke perigi pak mael untuk mendapatkan ayam dua berayam itu. Dalam hati si musang ni berkata... 'hmmm.. diorg berdua ni, goreng pun sodap!'
(kalau la musang boleh berkata-kata dan pandai menggoreng ayam..)

Sampai je kat perigi, si musang ni berteleku kat bibir perigi. Dia memandang ke dalam perigi. Dengan bestnya dia nampak la si ayam togel dengan ibunya sedang menggigil kesejukan.
Dalam hati si musang tergelak besar seraya berkata,
"Sapa suruh masuk dalam air, kan dan sejuk dan menggigil.."
Dengan keadaan riak, si musang ni pun tanpa berlengah masa terus terjun ke dalam perigi.

"KECEBURRR!!"

Bunyi dentuman air yang diikuti dengan bunyi 'blup' 'blup' 'blup' beberapa kali... dan musang pun menamatkan riwayatnya sendiri di dalam perigi itu. Kematiannya yang tragis itu tidak pula disiasat oleh CSI.

Memandangkan musang dah membunuh dirinya dengan terjun ke dalam air, maka ayam togel dan ibunya pun dengan penuh kelegaan, seperti baru lepas memakan panadol actifast, terbang turun dari dahan pokok yang letaknya betul-betul di bahagian atas perigi itu.

Endingnya, ayam togel dan ibunya pun bebas dari cengkaman musang yang setiap malam datang dalam diam ini. Dan diorg pun boleh tidur dengan tenang dan nyaman di mana-mana tempat di rumah pak mael... Sehinggalah tiba hari anak cucu pak mael balik
dan mengidam nak makan ayam kampung... maka berakhir juga la riwayat si togel
dan maknya yang tak berapa togel tu!!
Dua berayam tu akhirnya dimasak rendang pedas!! hahaa...

So the moral of the story...

Ayam togel pun boleh kentut, so, apatah lagi manusia.
Ayam mmg boleh panjat pokok, tapi awak semua jgn pulak panjat pokok ye.
Musang memang selalu kena berlakon watak bodoh. Jangan jadi seperti musang.
Kalau hanya nampak bayang-bayang je, jangan terjun terus. Nanti lemas, langsung mati. Sebaiknya pandang kiri dulu, pandang kanan dan pandang atas, dan semua angle. Lepas tu baru la decide nak pegi mana.
Tidurlah di tempat yang boleh memberikan ketenangan, walaupun tempat tu tak hebat macam hotel.
Tamat.... hahaaa... :P

WHEN MY FINGERS GROW BACK?

2009-02-27T23:05:00.001+08:00

A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint.

The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into a pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, "Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?"

The father went home and committed suicide.

Think about the story the next time you see someone spill milk at a dinner table or hear a baby crying. Think first before you lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Understand and love.

GIVING TREE

2009-02-27T18:29:00.003+08:00

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.
Time went by. The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad.
"Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy.
"I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."
"Sorry, but I don't have money. But you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money." The boy was so excited.
He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily.
The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"Come and play with me" the tree said.
"I don't have time to play. I have to work for family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"
"Sorry, but I don't have a house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house."
So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"Come and play with me!" the tree said.
The boy said, "I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?"
"Use my truck to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."
So the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you." the tree said.
"I don't have teeth to bite" the boy replied.
"No more truck for you to climb on"
"I am too old for that now" the boy said.
"I really can't give you anything. The only thing left is my dying roots."
the tree said with tears.
"I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years."
the boy replied.
"Good! Old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. Come, come sit down with me and rest."
The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.

This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad.

When we grown up, we left them, only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.

No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy.

You may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that's how all of us are treating our parents.

KEPUTUSAN TERKINI

2009-02-21T18:11:00.004+08:00

KEPUTUSAN
TEMASYA SUKAN TAHUNAN 2009

1. GREEN congratulations :P

2. MACLAY congratulations :))

3. PROUSE try again next year :P

4. SHIRTLIFF what happened??? :P

5. COOKE need to do something!!! :P

BOARD SUKAN

1. COOKE
2. GREEN
3. SHIRTLIFF
4. MACLAY :):)
5. COOKE

KAWAD KAKI

1. GREEN
2. MACLAY - congrates!!!! :))
3. COOKE
4. PROUSE
5. SHIRTLIFF

PERHIASAN KHEMAH

1. MACLAY :))
2. SHIRTLIFF
3. GREEN
4. PROUSE
5. COOKE

Ucapan Tahniah Kepada :

1. Rumah GREEN - Johan TST 2009!!!

2. Semua rumah sukan yang lain kerana menunjukkan semangat kesukanan yang tinggi!!!

3. Tahniah kepada semua peserta yang bertanding terutama kepada yang menang, juga kepada yang kalah dan yang pancit!!!

4. Tahniah kepada semua pelajar SMKSBU yang datang menjayakan TST 2009 dengan jayanya... BRAVOOO....

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
.
.

KEPUTUSAN TERKINI

2009-02-19T16:33:00.006+08:00

KEPUTUSAN KESELURUHAN - TERKINI!!!

1. MACLAY - 621 (yayyy!!!) :P

2. GREEN - 588

3. SHIRTLIFF - 551

4. PROUSE - 489

5. COOKE - 485

(GOLD, SILVER, BRONZE, = JUMLAH MATA)

1. GREEN (9, 4, 4, = 195)
2. MACLAY (3, 9, 5, = 160)
3. SHIRTLIFF (2, 3, 7, = 95)
4. COOKE (3, 3, 3, = 90)
5. PROUSE (3, 2, 1, = 70)

KEPUTUSAN SUKANTARA

PERTAMA : MACLAY (461)
KEDUA : SHIRTLIFF (456)
KETIGA : PROUSE (419)
KEEMPAT : COOKE (395)
KELIMA : GREEN (393)

1500m
Lelaki - Terbuka (FINAL)

Johan SHIRTLIFF
Naib Johan SHIRTLIFF
Ketiga GREEN

1500m
Perempuan - Terbuka (FINAL)

Johan MACLAY Nurul Syahirah :))
Naib Johan MACLAY Che Gaik Xuang :))
Ketiga GREEN

800m
Lelaki - Terbuka (FINAL)

Johan PROUSE
Naib Johan PROUSE
Ketiga SHIRTLIFF

800m
Perempuan - Terbuka (FINAL)

Johan MACLAY Nurul Syahirah :))
Naib Johan MACLAY Che Gaik Xuang :))
Ketiga GREEN

400m (FINAL)

Lelaki Bwh 18

Johan COOKE
Naib Johan PROUSE & GREEN
Ketiga -tiada-

Perempuan Bwh 18
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan MACLAY Nur Azyan :))
Ketiga MACLAY Nur Hareesa :))

Lelaki Bwh 15
Johan SHIRTLIFF
Naib Johan MACLAY Muhd Faiz :))
Ketiga SHIRTLIFF

Perempuan Bwh 15
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan MACLAY Jasmine Chan :))
Ketiga SHIRTLIFF

SELAMAT BERTANDING................ :p
.
.

KEPUTUSAN TERKINI

2009-02-14T15:02:00.012+08:00

KEPUTUSAN KESELURUHAN - TERKINI!!!

1. MACLAY - 536 (yayyy!!!) :P

2. GREEN - 533

3. SHIRTLIFF - 531

4. PROUSE - 453

5. COOKE - 435

(GOLD, SILVER, BRONZE, = JUMLAH MATA)

1. GREEN (7, 3, 1, = 140)
2. COOKE (2, 3, 3, = 75)
3. MACLAY (1, 4, 4, = 75)
4. SHIRTLIFF (0, 2, 4, = 40)
5. PROUSE (2, 0, 1, = 35)

KEPUTUSAN SUKANTARA

PERTAMA : MACLAY (461)
KEDUA : SHIRTLIFF (456)
KETIGA : PROUSE (419)
KEEMPAT : COOKE (395)
KELIMA : GREEN (393)

LOMPAT TINGGI (FINAL)

Lelaki Bwh 18
Johan PROUSE
Naib Johan GREEN
Ketiga MACLAY Julian Shane :)

Perempuan Bwh 18
Johan COOKE
Naib Johan GREEN
Ketiga SHIRTLIFF

Lelaki Bwh 15
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan SHIRTLIFF
Ketiga PROUSE

Perempuan Bwh 15
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan SHIRTLIFF
Ketiga MACLAY Jasmine Chan :)

LONTAR PELURU (FINAL)

Lelaki Bwh 18
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan COOKE
Ketiga MACLAY Lai Chi Chin :)

Perempuan Bwh 18
Johan COOKE
Naib Johan GREEN
Ketiga GREEN

Lelaki Bwh 15
Johan PROUSE
Naib Johan MACLAY Muhd Aminurahimi :)
Ketiga COOKE

Perempuan Bwh 15
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan MACLAY Ain Fakhira :)
Ketiga COOKE

LOMPAT JAUH (FINAL)

Lelaki Bwh 18
Johan MACLAY Julian Shane :)
Naib Johan COOKE
Ketiga COOKE

Perempuan Bwh 18
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan MACLAY Nur Qistina :)
Ketiga SHIRTLIFF

Lelaki Bwh 15
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan MACLAY Ng Li Lok :)
Ketiga SHIRTLIFF

Perempuan Bwh 15
Johan GREEN
Naib Johan COOKE
Ketiga SHIRTLIFF

SELAMAT BERTANDING................ :p

INI TIDAK ADIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-12T20:44:00.006+08:00

TIDAK ADILLL!!!!

KENAPA SUKANTARA BAGI RUMAH SHIRTLIFF DAN PROUSE DIADAKAN
PADA JAM 1.10 PTG?? ADVANTAGE BAGI MEREKA SEBAB 100% PELAJAR
ADA DI SEKOLAH
(MARKAH KEHADIRAN TINGGI!!!)

SEDANGKAN RUMAH MACLAY, GREEN DAN COOKE DIADAKAN PADA
JAM 3.10 PTG!!! RAMAI PELAJAR YANG PONTENG / BALIK AWAL!!!
(MARKAH KEHADIRAN RENDAH!!!)

INI TIDAK ADILLL!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

2009-01-22T23:15:00.003+08:00

Selamat menyambut Tahun Baru Cina

kepada semua pelajar bestari perdana berbangsa Cina.

Yg lain selamat bercuti dan menyiapkan

homework yang diberi..

Jaga diri.. jangan main mercun!!!

jangan makan banyak!!! especially ahli MACLAY!!!

after cuti ada sukantara!!!

HIDUP MACLAY!!!

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WE WILL NOT GO DOWN (Song for Gaza)

2009-01-18T00:08:00.006+08:00

WE WILL NOT GO DOWN (Song for Gaza)
(Composed by Michael Heart)
Copyright 2009

A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they’re dead or alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who’s wrong or right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
You can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down

In Gaza tonight

HIDUP MACLAY

2009-01-10T13:42:00.004+08:00

Kepada semua ahli rumah MACLAY @ JOHAN 2008,
perjumpaan rumah sukan akan diadakan
pada hari isnin ini jam 10.30-11.50 pagi
di Bilik Serbaguna.
Pastikan semua ahli datang.

Latihan rumah setiap hari SELASA dan KHAMIS
3.30-5.00 petang

Saya tahu anda semua merupakan ahli yang sangat aktif dan berbakat besar dlm semua acara sukan yang akan dipertandingkan.

Sebab itu MACLAY dinobatkan
sebagai JOHAN rumah sukan bagi tahun 2008.
(ahli rumah lain jangan jealous)

Kepada ahli rumah shirtliff, prouse, cooke dan green - sekiranya anda tidak menghadiri perjumpaan rumah sukan dan latihan sukan, anda tidak akan dikenakan tindakan okay @ tak datang pun tak apa. :P

HIDUP MACLAY

SELAMAT TAHUN BARU

2008-12-31T21:21:00.003+08:00

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT TAHUN BARU 1430H DAN TAHUN 2009!!!

Hadapi tahun yg mendatang ini dgn jiwa baru, keperibadian baru, sifat baru yang tentunya ke arah yang lebih baik. Tunjukkan peribadi yang lebih baik & bijaksana, jiwa yg lebih sihat & kuat, moga rezeki juga lebih meningkat.

Inilah harapan semua orang & sangat masuk akal kan?

Semoga Allah selalu membimbing kita ke arah yg benar & lebih baik. Amin.

SELAMAT TAHUN BARU !!!

VALUE

2008-12-06T23:14:00.003+08:00

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the dollar bill up.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

You are special - Don't ever forget it!

Think Before You Blame

2008-11-22T23:41:00.003+08:00

There were two brothers, who grew up together in a family.

First one was a successful school principal, very disciplined and organized. He was respected by students & teachers alike.

When asked about the reason for his success, he replied, " It's all because of my father. He was a disciplinarian & never tolerated breaking of any rules. I worked out my own ways to ensure that I don't give him any reason to complain. I owe my success to him."

The other brother turned out to be a ruffian who didn't have any job & ended up in jail many times. When asked about the reason for this behaviour, he replied, " It's all because of my father. He was a great tyrant & authoritarian & never tolerated any of my mistake. One day I couldn't take it any more, rebeled & left my house. He is responsible for destroying my life."

Our life is made of 10% what happens to us, over which we have no control and 90% how we react to it. However, normally we blame our circumstances (which is just 10%) for all our problems.

We have no control over traffic jams, delay in aircraft arrival or other such events. However, we have an option of cursing the situation, people & getting stressed OR read a book, listen to music while waiting. None of these things can change the situation but can definitely make a big difference to our lives.

Have a nice day!

THE FRAIL OLD MAN

2008-10-27T10:44:00.008+08:00

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.

The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor."

So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.

There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.

Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food. The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, "What are you making?"Just as sweetly, the boy responded, "Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up." The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.

The words so struck the parents that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.

On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life."

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.

I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.!

........................

PROGRAM LAWATAN SAMBIL BELAJAR

2008-10-07T21:20:00.004+08:00

Anjuran Unit Hal Ehwal Murid & Unit Kokurikulum

OBJEKTIF

1. Melatih murid memahami dan mengetahui konsep kendiri yang diperlukan bersesuaian dengan diri murid.

2. Menyemai semangat berpasukan dan sikap bertanggungjawab terhadap diri sendiri dan organisasi.

3. Melahirkan seorang insan yang mampu menghadapi masalah dengan baik dan mampu mencari penyelesaian ke atas masalah yang dihadapi.

4. Memperjelaskan kepada murid tentang peranan yang harus dimainkan di sekolah mahupun di luar sekolah serta dapat menjadi “ role model “ yang baik kepada masyarakat.

5. Mengeratkan silatulrahim dalam kalangan warga sekolah.

Program lawatan yang dicadangkan adalah seperti berikut:

Tarikh : 1 - 2 November 2008 (Sabtu dan Ahad)

Tempoh : 2 hari 1 malam

Tempat : Negeri Melaka Bandaraya Warisan Dunia

Penginapan : D’ Village Resort

Penyertaan : i) 40 orang murid ii) 4 orang guru

Sasaran : Pelajar Tingkatan 3 (terbuka juga kepada pelajar t

ingkatan 1, 2, 4 dan 5)

Kos Lawatan

Pelajar - RM 70 (termasuk pengangkutan dan
penginapan 2 hari 1malam, 1 kali makan
tengahari, 1 kali sarapan pagi dan 1 kali makan
malam) – murah tu!

Guru - Rm 110 (termasuk pengangkutan dan
penginapan 2 hari 1 malam, 1 kali makan
tengahari, 1 kali sarapan pagi dan 1 kali makan
malam) murah juga!

Sesiapa yang berminat sila berikan nama anda kepada saya di BGD sebelum 20 Oktober 2008.

Sebarang pertanyaan sila datang ke BGD

dalam keadaan kemas dan bergaya.

...ADIOSSS...

CHIMPENG

2008-09-30T08:51:00.004+08:00

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"Apa?"

"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia cakap sini ada satu Chimpeng..."

"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"

"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."

"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa? Along ka?"

"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ka..? itu Chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

**SO GUYS..WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BANK IS?**

**IT'S CIMB BANK!!**

...muaahhhahahaaa...

time raya chimpeng penuh wooo....

Can You Figure These Out???

2008-09-21T21:36:00.006+08:00

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.

Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for Over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both goout together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

p.s: KUIH RAYA FOR TERCEPAT + TERTEPAT

....muaahhhahaha....

ANSWER...

1. The third lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

3. Charcoal

4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

5. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph

2008-09-20T18:21:00.007+08:00

Never ending one........

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class bcoz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement....

2008-09-06T23:19:00.006+08:00

Crossing the Language Barrier

Read This Out Loud!!!

I dare you to try!

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.

You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.

This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published.

Room Service (RS) : "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."

Guest (G) : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS : "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddorsunteen??"

G : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS : "Ow July den?"

G : "What??"

RS : "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS : "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G : "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G : "What?"

RS : "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G : "I don't think so."

RS : "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS : "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS : "We bodder?"

G : "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS : "Wad! ?"

G : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS : "Copy?"

G : "Excuse me?"

RS : "Copy...tea...meel?"

G : "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS : "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy.... rye??"

G : "Whatever you say."

RS : "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

2008-09-06T22:28:00.002+08:00

GOLDEN RULES FOR LIVING

1. If you open it, close it.
2. If you turn it on, turn it off.
3. If you unlock it, lock it.
4. If you break it, admit it.
5. If you can’t fix it, call in someone who can.
6. If you borrow it, return it.
7. If you value it, take care of it.
8. If you make a mess, clean it up.
9. If you move it, put it back.
10. If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
11. If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
12. If it’s none of your business, don’t ask questions.

2008-08-30T11:08:00.013+08:00

A Mouse Story

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

'What food might this contain?' The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.....'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me.I cannot be bothered by it.'

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, 'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The pig sympathized, but said, 'I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.'

The mouse turned to the cow and said,'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The cow said, 'Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.'

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap-- alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife.The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever. Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. So many people came for her funeral, he farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

Each of us is a vital thread in another person's tapestry; Our lives are woven together for a reason.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world is
a friend….

SOMETHING BOTHERING AND WORRYING YOU???

2008-08-18T15:25:00.009+08:00

DON’T COMPLAIN…

AND IF, INSPITE OF EVERYTHING,
YOU KEEP GETTING YOURSELF WORRIED

LOOK AROUND YOU
THANK GOD
FOR EVERTHING THAT HE ALLOWS YOU
TO HAVE IN THIS BRIEF LIFE…

- SAY WITH HUMBLENESS

- THANK YOU LORD, FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS THAT YOU GIVE ME, FOR MY HEALTH, FOR MY FAMILY, FOR MY CHILDREN, FOR MY WORK, FOR MY FRIENDS AND FOR EVERYTHING, GOD!!!

- GIVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO THOSE WHO FORGOT YOU AND THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW YOU, TO KNOW YOU AND GET A SHARE OF YOUR KINDNESS AND MERCY…

AMEENN..

2008-08-10T08:44:00.004+08:00

Ada seekor ikan, spesis ni memang lain sikit dari yang lain. Semakin dia kayuh ke depan dengan ekornya, dia semakin ke belakang, sedangkan dia hendak ke depan. Selalunya sotong je yang gila jalan macam tu! atau pun ketam yang jalan ke kiri atau ke kanan!
Jadi..kenapa, mengapa dan apakah spesis ikan pelik ni?
Kalau betul nak belanja apa yer....

THE TOP 10 LANGUAGES SPOKEN IN THE WORLD

2008-08-10T08:17:00.003+08:00

10. French Number of speakers: 129 million.
Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!).To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR).

9. Malay (Indonesian) Number of speakers: 159 million
Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world.Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island of Borneo), and is mostly known for its capital city of Kuala Lumpur.To say "hello" in Indonesian, say "Selamat Pagi" (se-LA-maht PA-gee).

8. Portuguese Number of speakers: 191 million
Think of Portuguese as the little language that could. In the 12th Century, Portugal won its independence from Spain and expanded all over the world with the help of its famous explorers like Vasco da Gama and Prince Henry the Navigator. (Good thing Henry became a navigator . . . could you imagine if a guy named "Prince Henry the Navigator" became a florist?) Because Portugal got in so early on the exploring game, the language established itself all over the world, especially in Brazil (where it's the national language), Macau, Angola, Venezuela, and Mozambique.To say "hello" in Portuguese, say "Bom dia" (bohn DEE-ah).

7. Bengali Number of speakers: 211 million
In Bangladesh, a country of 120+ million people, just about everybody speaks Bengali. And because Bangladesh is virtually surrounded by India (where the population is growing so fast, just breathing the air can get you pregnant), the number of Bengali speakers in the world is much higher than most people would expect.To say "hello" in Bengali, say "Ei Je" (EYE-jay).

6. Arabic Number of speakers: 246 million
Arabic, one of the world's oldest languages, is spoken in the Middle East, with speakers found in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. Furthermore, because Arabic is the language of the Koran, millions of Moslems in other countries speak Arabic as well. So many people have a working knowledge of Arabic, in fact, that in 1974 it was made the sixth official language of the United Nations.To say "hello" in Arabic, say "Al salaam a'alaykum" (Ahl sah-LAHM ah ah-LAY-koom).

5. Russian Number of speakers: 277 million
Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin, and Yakov Smirnoff are among the millions of Russian speakers out there. Sure, we used to think of them as our Commie enemies. Now we think of them as our Commie friends. One of the six languages in the UN, Russian is spoken not only in the Mother Country, but also in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and the U.S. (to name just a few places).To say "hello" in Russian, say "Zdravstvuite" (ZDRAST-vet- yah).

4. Spanish Number of speakers: 392 million
Aside from all of those kids who take it in high school, Spanish is spoken in just about every South American and Central American country, not to mention Spain, Cuba, and the U.S. There is a particular interest in Spanish in the U.S., as many English words are borrowed from the language, including: tornado, bonanza, patio, quesadilla, enchilada, and taco grande supreme.To say "hello" in Spanish, say "Hola" (OH-la).

3. Hindustani Number of speakers: 497 million
Hindustani is the primary language of India's crowded population, and it encompasses a huge number of dialects (of which the most commonly spoken is Hindi). While many predict that the population of India will soon surpass that of China, the prominence of English in India prevents Hindustani from surpassing the most popular language in the world. If you're interested in learning a little Hindi, there's a very easy way: rent an Indian movie. The film industry in India is the most prolific in the world, making thousands of action/romance/ musicals every year.To say "hello" in Hindustani, say "Namaste" (Nah-MAH-stay).

2. English Number of speakers: 508 million
While English doesn't have the most speakers, it is the official language of more countries than any other language. Its speakers hail from all around the world, including the U.S., Australia, England, Zimbabwe, the Caribbean, Hong Kong, South Africa, and Canada. We'd tell you more about English, but you probably feel pretty comfortable with the language already. Let's just move on to the most popular language in the world.To say "hello" in English, say "What's up, freak?" (watz-UP-freek).

1. Mandarin Number of speakers: 1 billion+
Surprise, surprise, the most widely spoken language on the planet is based in the most populated country on the planet, China. Beating second-place English by a 2 to 1 ratio, but don't let that lull you into thinking that Mandarin is easy to learn. Speaking Mandarin can be really tough, because each word can be pronounced in four ways (or "tones"), and a beginner will invariably have trouble distinguishing one tone from another. But if over a billion people could do it, so could you. Try saying hello!To say "hello" in Mandarin, say "Ni hao" (Nee HaOW). ("Hao" is pronounced as one syllable, but the tone requires that you let your voice drop midway, and then raise it again at the end.)

2008-08-06T20:43:00.010+08:00

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst"

A MOTHERS LOVE

2008-08-05T18:27:00.004+08:00

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:

For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: $.50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75

Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:

For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me: No Charge
For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: No Charge
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years: No Charge
For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead: No Charge
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose: No Charge
Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is: No Charge

When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you."

And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote:
"PAID IN FULL".

FAMILY

2008-08-03T18:05:00.003+08:00

Seorang bapa pulang ke rumah dlm keadaan letih disambut oleh anak lelakinya yang berusia 7 tahun di muka pintu.
Anak: Ayah, boleh tak Amin tanya satu soalan?

Ayah: "Ya...nak tanya apa?"
Anak: "Berapa pendapatan ayah sejam?"
Ayah: "Itu bukan urusan kamu, buat apa nak sibuk tanya?" si ayah mula menengking. Anak: "Amin saja nak tahu ayah. Tolonglah bagi tahu berapa ayah dapat sejam bekerja di pejabat?" si anak mula merayu.
Ayah: "20 ringgit sejam, kenapa nak tahu?"
Anak: "Oh..." si anak menjawab sambil tunduk ke bawah.
Kemudian memandang wajah ayahnya sambil bertanya, "Ayah....boleh tak Amin nak pinjam 10 ringgit dari ayah?".
Si Ayah mula menjadi berang dan berkata, " oh, itu ke sebabnya kamu tanya pasal pendapatan ayah, kamu nak buat apa nak mintak sampai 10 ringgit? nak beli barang mainan lagi? Jangan nak membazir. Ayah kerja penat-penat bukan utk buang duit sebarangan. Sekarang pergi balik bilik dan tidur, dah lewat dah ni..."
Kanak-kanak 7 tahun itu terdiam dan perlahan-lahan melangkah kembali ke bilik tidurnya. Si ayah duduk di atas sofa dan mula memikirkan mengapa anaknya yang sekecil itu memerlukan duit sebanyak itu.
Kira-kira dua jam kemudian si ayah kembali tenang dan terfikir kemungkinan anaknya benar-benar memerlukan duit untuk keperluan di sekolahnya kerana anaknya tidak pernah meminta wang sebanyak itu sebelum ini.
Dengan perasaan bersalah si ayah melangkah menuju bilik anaknya dan membuka pintu. Didapati anaknya masih belum tidur.
Ayah: "Kalau kamu betul-betul perlu duit, nah ambillah duit 10 ringgit ini".
Kanak-kanak itu segera bangun dan tersenyum girang.
"Terima kasih banyak ayah", katanya begitu gembira.
Kemudian dia tercari-cari sesuatu di bawah bantalnya dan mengeluarkan sekeping note 10 ringgit yg sudah renyuk.
Bila ternampak duit itu si ayah kembali berang.
"Kenapa kamu minta duit lagi sedangkan kamu dah ada duit sebanyak itu? Dan dari mana kamu dapat duit dibawah bantal itu?" tengking si ayah.
Si anak tunduk tidak berani merenung wajah ayahnya.
"Duit ini Amin kumpul dari belanja sekolah yang ayah beri tiap hari. Amin minta lagi 10 ringgit dari ayah sebab duit yang Amin ada sekarang tidak cukup", jawab si anak perlahan.
"Tak cukup untuk beli apa??", soal balik si ayah.
"Ayah, sekarang Amin sudah ada 20 ringgit. Ayah ambil duit ni. Amin nak beli sejam dari masa ayah.Amin nak ayah balik kerja awal besok. Amin rindu nak makan malam bersama ayah“, jawab si anak tanpa berani memandang wajah ayahnya.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY :

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent sometime with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. An unwise investment indeed!! So what is the moral of the story?
Don't work too hard...and you know what's the full word of FAMILY ?

F = FATHER
A = AND
M= MOTHER
I = I
L = LOVE
Y = YOU

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ICE-BLENDED AGAIN

2008-07-30T22:31:00.004+08:00

There is a bus with 7 girls.

Each girl carries 7 bags.

Inside each bag there is 7 cats.

Every cat has 7 kittens.

All cats have 4 leg each.

Question : How many legs are in the bus???